I have recently looked deep into myself and asked, "What the hell am I doing?" Of course, being the person that I am, I didn't answer and went directly to collegehumor.com to watch more videos on the internet. I went to facebook after that and spent a few hours talking to friends, and looking at photos.

And only now do I realize that life is pointless; yes, it is a blob under the foot of Epharion the all-maker (who is under the Flying Spaghetti Monster).


Now, in order for you, the average American housewife, to understand the internet, you must first know the rules. I have listed these here for you to examine:




These rules are, of course, strictly followed and enforced by the moderators of the Internet. And Zinu. Or is it Zenu? Oh whatever.

And now onto "Fail"

If you don't know what this is, you fail.

Alright, seeing as I'm on a roll, I'll stop here. Next Time: L337!